Sample from my upcoming book "Bring Your Gun To Work Day"

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Editing. Where writers confirm their fears that they are terrible. I almost can't believe it. The complete first draft of my book is done! Now all I have to do is edit hundreds of pages! I cant wait for everyone to hear what "Ruled By You" sounds like with a full band! Bear missed me. Waiting for my ride at SFO I took my guitar out to check that it made it ok and a little girl came and gave me 30 cents. Awesome :) Dingus Second rule of DIY: if you don't have the technical know-how to build sometime, like say, a koi pond, hire a professional. Unless your secondary hobby is mosquito breeding. First rule of DIY: when in doubt, use as many of the wrong type of nail as possible. Accidental Mothra