Sample from my upcoming book "Bring Your Gun To Work Day"

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In another timeline I went into branding. #greatideas #idlehands #buttstuff Git yer guns and yer BBQ and yer bourbon! It’s freedom day! All hail Egglien! He has traveled from the plant Huevos 7 to conquer your puny Earth rice. Not bad for my first sushi roll! Tuna, avocado, cucumber, and crispy onion. BBQ buffet! This is Enzo. The fluffy butt in the distance is Ein. My K9 kinsmen for the afternoon.